As regras de vida de garotas gays

Divertidíssimas e verdadeiras regras de vida das meninas gays, elencadas pelo site The Gay Girl Guide:
1. It is never a good idea to ask someone to marry you on the first date
2. Or over the internet with someone you’ve never met
3. Tofu is NOT food, no matter what anyone says
4. The average time between relationships - seven minutes
5. I love you is not a question
6. Femmes look like femmes even in mens’ suits and tuxedos
7. Butches look like drag queens in dresses/skirts
8. Any friend in need of being ‘fixed up’ is already way too broken
9. Life is a process. Lesbian life is the process of processing the process
10. After six months, all couples walk alike
11. After one year, all couples we be wearing one matching item
12. After 10 years, all couples will sound indistinguishable
13. Your girlfriend will never understand why you want to start dating again
14. There’s no such things as lesbian divorce. There is only thermo-nuclear war, then best friends
15. You will always solve the problem of your last relationship in your current one
16. It will not, however, help
17. Just because the only men you talk about are your fathers/brothers does not mean everyone knows you’re a lesbian
18. Dental dams come in chocolate. And mint. And colours. Clingfilm does not
19. No! is a complete sentance
20. Not all nuns are lesbians
21. Ditto professional tennis players
22. Your gaydar will only work on half the gay population